This weekend just gone was the annual Warlords of Albion Halloween game- Night of the Living Lead. This would be the last one at Foundry before they (potentially anyway) move location so I thought I ought to go up having not been to any of the others. These games always have a good ol' satirical focus and this year was no exception. The village of Sunlit Uplands was having a by-election since all their previous leaders have proven to be vampires. The aim of the game was to get as many votes as possible for your own particular politician... by whatever means! However, I decided to go in a completely different direction and make a warband of pesky kids who, being too young to vote, are ignoring the adults and doing their own thing. I did have a politician, but Bellamy Corvid (despite having a solid band of downtrodden yokels behind him) was 'prevented' from getting anywhere near the polling station to register his votes.
I decided a good Halloween theme would be 'Kids on Bikes'- ET, Goonies and Stranger Things as direct influence. These would be running around trying to do their own objectives and get under the feet of the 'grown up' activities. The first trio is the original, Lliot, his brother Mikel and the strange little creature Y.T. who they are trying to get back to a particular location so his space ship can come collect him... Rather than bikes (which aren't very medieval) I decided they should have hobby horses.
Y.T., being a creature not of this planet, is best left alone. Unfortunately some voters decided to walk into his tone circle whilst he was waiting for his ride and Y.T. was revealed as the Ymgaarl Thing! A genestealer of course... He savaged one of the voters but opted to plant a 'seed' instead of tearing their face off as per the Rogue Trader rules. There was only one turn of the game left, but it was long enough for the voter's controller to roll a 6 and spawn the demi-Ymgaarl. Well, extra arms come in handy whilst voting, right?
The second bunch of kids are the Loonies, on the hunt for the hidden treasure of One-Eyed John Thomas, nastiest of the pirates. They went equipped with rotten eggs (torinoko grenades) and Errata's spring-loaded boxing glove (short range pistol), but ended up needing none of them. They talked their way into the dwarf bar which had the tunnel running below it and emerged with very little drama on the cliffs overlooking the town.
Burner, Tef and Endie, the more grown-up of the bunch. They were tempted to get in on the voting action but got largely ignored.
Here's the Wierder Sh*t crew. The dwraf Nog had equipped them with Heinz bean tin communicators so they could ride around on their hobby horses and Mad's skateboard trying to find the chaos rift for Elf to close. Elf (German for eleven and definitely fitting the misisng role in their little DnD party) being a level 5 elf wizard. She managed to get two of her three spells off, shielding the gang from arrows and causing a bunch of bugbears blocking their path to fight amongst each other whilst they snuck through. Unfortunately the minotaur that then raged into her whilst chasing fleeing cultists was too tough to suffer from her leg breaking ability and took her head off whilst Tayr stood looking on. A fitting end to one of the most irritating child stars of the current age... Mad managed to escape and skate away, taking the blows on her pads, only to be met by a bear in the woods and devoured.
Great stuff, Geoff. V inventive!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I'm looking at Tef and thinking "shazbot" ^_^
ReplyDeleteYou just made my day, I love how creative this is and how you translated all these classics to this ambientation with the minis and your style. Awesome work!
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